This comic happened because this happened the other day. Believe me, I could have drawn those crotch stink lines bigger.
Turns out that the book I was so psyched to see at the thrift store yesterday I already had. I forgot. Oh well. Back to the thrift store with it.
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I’m not exactly sure when it started, but our cat Mew has figured out that a sure-fire way to get us out of bed is to scratch stuff. The bed frame. The mirrored closet doors. Our faces. It works, so she has no reason to stop. It’s a bit obnoxious but she’s clever too so you can’t hate her for it.
Thanks to taskfort for the “gross dirty shitty piss baby” birthday card. Grotesque and amazing as always. You’re the best.
Thanks to my wife katenichiwa for the great birthday card. Thanks to our cat Mew for throwing up just enough to make this funny.
I have a bad habit of leaving a load of laundry in the machine for hours at a time, sometimes even overnight without checking on it. Luckily I was doing my wife’s laundry the time our machine decided to leak all of the water out of the bottom. Lucky in that I actually checked on it in a somewhat timely fashion. Timely as in it only had a couple of hours to flood the laundry room and out onto the porch. Ooops.
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